There's a legend my friends
of a woman from Bend
whose cooking is so damn sublime.
That I won't ever rest
I will travel the west
until I can make her mine.
She is tall, she's a beauty,
and her crew are all cuties
she's a woman of substance so fine.
There is hope for this world
as long as God can make girls
like Annie, Jill, Frannie, Kelly & Caroline!